"You got the sex invite. He was like, ‘You. Me. Your pants. Meow.’ "

— GERRAD, on my interactions with the magical Gabe

Giving my hair straightener to Gerrad.

I can’t handle this. All it takes is one burn and I’ll be back on the wagon. I can’t. I can’t. I need it out of my room.

Things to do instead of self-harm #2:

Keep telling yourself that it is a TEMPORARY solution. It will temporarily make you feel better but it won’t actually solve anything.

Continue to want to do it anyway.

Things to do instead of self-harm #1:

Eat an ice cream sandwich.

So now that you use Chrome and not Internet Explorer…

want to date?

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I Call Fives - Someone That’s Not You

Holy shit relevant.

I made the call.

Tomorrow, 9AM, I will get help.

I will get through this.

Lately the radio station has felt like more of an obligation than a fun opportunity.

I want to quit so bad.

UGH